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So you're having a good day? This lady ended up stuck in a toilet.

A Texas woman trying to retrieve something out of her toilet ended up getting her hand stuck. So stuck that police had to remove the toilet and carry it and the woman to the back yard. Police then used a hammer to gently break apart the toilet.  

The Texas lady told us "A water pipe busted in the wall the day I moved in. I got my car stuck in the mud in the front yard. My brand new lawn mower stopped working. So when my toilet clogged, I didn't have a plunger and wasn't about to call the plumber again! I was just gonna see if I could feel a wad of toilet paper or something I could just pull out. But then my hand wouldn't come back out!"

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